
The Story
In the backwoods of Seminole County, the Crowe heritage grew from a strange mix of competitive fire, bear sightings, and a deep respect for a well made cocktail. They built community through rivalry, celebrated every small victory, and turned even casual afternoons into stories worth retelling.
This tradition now lives on in the Crowe Classic, where a couple days after Christmas, you'll tee off amidst the spirit of competitiveness, camaraderie, and holiday cheer.
Join us in celebrating this festive tradition, where cherished friendships come together on the greens. Raise your glass to legends past and those in the making, as you play a round of golf like no other.
Event & Registration
This year's Crowe Classic will be returning to Heathrow Country Club on 12/29/2025 with a 9am shotgun start.
When:
Dec 29, 2025 @ 9am
Cost:
Team entry: $300 ($150/pp)
Includes:
- Green/cart fee
- Boxed lunch
- Prize buy-in
- Raffle tickets
Register by 12/5/25 using the link below
REGISTER NOW →2025 Players
Showcasing some of the most mediocre golfers in both skill and personality at last years event.
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Robert Crowe

Robert Crowe
Crowe
96
30
After an abysmal performance at his first Crowe Classic appearance, you'd think Robert put in the work to improve his game. Nope. Instead, he opted to enjoy the subtleties of life: binging Netflix, playing cash 3 lotto, and avoiding his family. Loves munching on a Snickers mid-round.
* Can't resist a nap
* Discovered Youtube this year
* Drink of choice: Amaretto Sour
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Jonathan Crowe

Jonathan Crowe
Crowe
174
12.9
If attention to detail translated to low scores, Jon would have his Tour Card. With a knack for FIR’s and swing thoughts a-plenty, this over-analyst has spent more time on the range than a golf ball picker. Guaranteed to ask you where your wrists are in your drawback, don’t sleep on this YouTube tutorial head-case.
* YouTube 20,000 Hours Award
* Voted best all-around athlete
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Nick Canto

Nick Canto
Canto
190
8.5
Nick's long drives have produced more chubs than a 90's Pamela Anderson Playboy cover. His putting you say? Ehh, let's just say that puts the "can't" in Canto. Nick's hesitation to bet big stems from his losing streak, but nothing a few High Noons can't fix.
* Big boy drives
* Decent arm to belly ratio for dad of 2
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Michael Dipasqua

Michael Dipasqua
Dipasqua
178
4.2
Subway's 40 under 40? Check. Natural charisma? Check. Ability to win on the golf course again and again? Discount double check. The guy is a natural athlete with pockets deep enough to fund his betting, alcohol, and travel habits.
- Subway's 40 under 40
- GISI Pinehurst Player's Champ
- Cart girls love his big long drives, but not his bent wedge
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Danny Griggs

Danny Griggs
Augustine
165
3.0
Daniel Griggs, an original member and returning again as a crowd favorite. His baby-draw drive, trust fund baby antics and sensual pre-shot mouth routine are a treat to watch. Does he have enough darts in the bag to pull off placing at this years event.
* Recently lost 12 lbs
* Walking BMW — Ultimate driving machine
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Matthew Crowe

Matthew Crowe
Crowe
175
11
A true gamer, Matt's Halo sniping & warthog skills transitioned perfectly into now launching absolute piss missiles off the tee box. Struggles around the greens and with larger words, but never turns down a drink and loves a little action.
* GISI Players Champ
* Gave up wearing underwear months ago
* 540 FICO score
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Paul VanOrden

Paul VanOrden
VanOrden
150
13.1
Touting a new golf membership, Paul's acclimation to the country club life is similar to his golf swing, fast and out of control. Racking up monthly dues and losing golf balls is all in a days work for the Cookie man. Plays a violent slice off the box.
* Owns Crumbl cookies
* Plays a violent slice
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David Garcia

David Garcia
Augustine
170
25.8
The Candy Man, with an impressive 27 pops to his name is a force to reckon with. His hilarious one-liners and Stavros Halkias vibe is a ton of fun to be around. There's a reason when your profile talks more about your personality than your golf game. Just sayin
* Hunts wildlife on the weekends
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Jason Del Rosso

Jason Del Rosso
Dipasqua
174
+2.3
You can't find a more boring, yet consistent golfer. Fairway green two putt, fairway green two putt. Has a very fraudulent plus 3 handicap. Very accurate driver of the golfing ball but a horrific wedge player. Many people are saying he has the ability to go pro, vodka is saying otherwise.
* Bishop Moore Catholic High School alma mater
* Drink of choice: vodka soda w/ lime
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Aaron Layden

Aaron Layden
Layden
140
18
With a 3-year personal rebrand in the rear-view mirror, Aaron is excited to tout less slicey drives, an improved golf attire, and strong country club vibes. He seems to play his best rounds without the pressure of cash and leaderboards, leading teammates to tempered expectations.
* Short game wizard
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Pete Weiss

Pete Weiss
Canto
Unknown
8.3
The only thing that could come between this pure athlete and victory is mushrooms.With the body of a Swedish model, he finds water like a Swedish fish.Hide your vodka and your wife, because he’s coming for both.
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Rob Dupre

Rob Dupre
Correnti
Unknown
13.3
The gentle bear. Only man to ever call foul during a golf swing. Long off the tee and self-proclaimed master of the irons. Just like hoops, a fierce competitor with great aim who is good for the first few holes, average for the next nine holes and then stumbling to the finish line.
- Second best basketball player on his golf team
- LMP varsity head coach
- Cigar and bourbon aficionado
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James Brewer

James Brewer
Brewer
159
17.9
Nobody has funded more into their golf game than James Brewer. His terrible financial decisions doesn't depict his success off the course. A violent swing that's been known to frighten small wildlife, he is a true competitor. Has a ton of bark, yet the bite is, well, more of a gentle gumming.
* Paid off his golf instructors house
* Grips only one thing harder than his golf clubs
* GISI 1x champion
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Ameen Hafez

Ameen Hafez
Crowe
170
9.0
You'd think Ameen is at a pentecostal church event with how high he lifts his arms in his backswing. A gifted tennis player and thought leader in the pickleball community, Ameen brings his unpredictability and obsession for Coca-Cola to an already sugar-infused golf team.
* Knows the Devos family
* Talented Tennis & Pickleball player
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Paul Cipparone

Paul Cipparone
Canto
180
3.8
If there’s money involved, Cipp is in.In legal trouble?That’ll cost ya.. but Cipp is in.With a yeti full of champagne and an ego full of Cipp, this man is here for two things:taking your cash and drinking Mich Ultras.And he’s all out of Mich Ultras.
* Fastest swing speed at event

